Finally, a bed where I can really stretch out! This is perfect, Mom and Dad. Thank you. This is for me, right?! Right?! Look, folks. Finders keepers. I found it and I'm keeping it.
I hear people do a lot of eating on Thanksgiving. So, I figured I would start working out right now. Lift the head and hold for 5, 6, 7, 8. Aww, who am I kidding? I couldn't possibly look better than I do right now.
Today's the day. I think I'm finally going to do it. I'm a little nervous and a lot excited. This is going to be AMAZING. Plant both feet. Arms stretched wide. Flip. FLIP. Flippity, flip, flip, flip! And stick the landing!!! What? What do mean you missed it?! Argh!